Thing is, I can't help myself when it comes to a good old-fashioned mystery.
Did more digging. Found a phone number for Kemetic Solutions, but nobody picks up. Originates to a call center in the midwest. Dead end. But I did get an address for them. Just outside Boston, (they're legally required to list an address on IRS records, which I requested two weeks ago.)
So I took a little drive this morning.
Place looks like every other corporate office park. Except it's ironclad. No way in without clearance. Windows are reflective. Not even a wifi signal leaking out of the building. Completely locked down.
I took a couple photos before I was cheerfully encouraged to make an appointment (don't know how I'd do that) by a voice on a call box.
Got back home and checked the photos.
I mean, yeah, my camera's a POS, but I don't know... it's never done anything like this. Thoughts?